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英语同音词笑话急！在线等！！15分悬赏！急！
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英语同音词笑话急！在线等！！15分悬赏！急！
一、
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was Hi Jack, but very loud.
Submitted by Carcelli's family
Hi Jack---hijack
二、
There once was a very large lady in our town. She wore a dress size 16. I knew her when she was young, but she had a much smaller size.
Why do you think she is now wearing a size 16?
I guess she just 8 + 8 (ate and ate).
Submitted by David Trimingham
8---ate
三、
A woman was driving in her car on a narrow road. She was knitting at the same time, so she was driving very slowly.
A man came up from behind and he wanted to pass her. He opened the window and yelled, Pull over! Pull over!
The lady yelled back, No, it's a sweater!
Submitted by: Britt Bolving Hansen
pull over---pullover
四、
Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!
Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.
Teacher: How can you get more money?
Rumiko: The weather report said we would have some change in our weather!
Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka Anonymouse
change零钱---change变化
五、
谐音笑话30字
调理劳务系..广州话的谐音
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