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抄的哈！希望你HAPPY！！HeWon Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself. Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen? Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 IHaveHisEarinMyPocket Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,Whathappened? Akidbitme,repliedIvan. Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?askedhismother. I'dknowhimanywhere,saidIvan.Ihavehisearinmypocket. 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” AGoodBoy LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday? Igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered. You'reagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman? Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy. 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Drunk Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?Well,myson,hisfatherreplied,look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk. But,dad,theboysaid,there'sonlyONEpoliceman! 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest'splate.Thevisitorsmiled,putthecheeseintohismouthandthensaid:Youmusthavebettereyesthanyourmother,sonny.Wheredidyoufindthecheese?Intherat-trap,sir,repliedtheboy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
A farmer is hoeing, suddenly struck a gold coin, he is very happy, put the coins into her pocket, and then continue to dig the ground, then dug up a gold coin. And put it into his pocket. So after a few. He was only too glad to count, dug up the number gold coin. It was found in his pocket a gold coin, and a hole.
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