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一、谁能帮忙找到英文精彩短文。200字左右。谢谢
这是推理的
Tom, Jim, Smith and Bush were good friends. All of them were engaged in different jobs. One day, Tom’s son got his leg broken and Tom had to send him to a doctor. The doctor’s sister was Smith’s wife. The farmer was not married. He had a lot of good hens. Jim usually bought eggs from him. The policeman often met Smith because they were neighbors.
Now can you tell who did what?
1. Bush was a _______.
A. policeman B. blacksmith C. farmer D. doctor
2. Jim was a ______.
A. policeman B. blacksmith C. farmer D. doctor
3. Tom was a ______.
A. policeman B. blacksmith C. farmer D. doctor
4. Smith was a ______.
A. policeman B. blacksmith C. farmer D. doctor
5. The blacksmith and the ______ were relatives.
A. policeman B. blacksmith C. farmer D. doctor
我高中时喜欢的一篇阅读理解~
一直留到现在~
可惜答案我忘了，不过应该不难。
二、英语情景剧爆笑版
Day1:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.
Rabbit:Sir, do you have carrot?
Salesman:No
Day2:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.
Rabbit:Sir, do you have carrot?
Salesman:This is no carrot in drugstore.
Day3:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.
Rabbit:Sir, do you have carrot?
Salesman:How could you find carrot in a drag store? if you ask again, I will use a pincer to pull your tooth off!
Day4:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.
Rabbit:Sir, do you have pincer?
Salesman:No
Rabbit:Then, do you have carrot?
Salesman:...
The salesman pulled the Rebbit's tooth off.
Day5:Rabbit approaches the salesman in the drugstore.
Rabbit:Sir, do you have carrot juice?
Salesman:...
三、英语小品文： The Ransom of Red Chief
Just reading The Ransom of Red Chief , The story is very funny with black humor，like the Chinese saying “go for wool and come home shorn”. It makes me a movie named Home Alone 。
刚读了红酋长的赎金这篇小说，故事非常有趣，富有黑色幽默。正如这个谚语“偷鸡不成蚀把米”。让我想起了一部电影“小鬼当家”。
The story described two poor men Bill and Sam need money. They kidnapped a son of the richest man in the Summit town. Unfortunately, they met a most naughty boy in the world, and then fell into the nightmare.
The end of story made people feel ironical. Since the naughty boy teased them and almost made Bill mad. At last, they can't bear the boy, and pay Ebenezer Dorset(the boy's father) two hundred and fifty dollars and get his son back.
故事讲述了两个穷困潦倒的人bill和sam 缺钱，从而绑架 顶峰镇首富的儿子, 不幸的是，他们遇到了世界上最调皮的男孩, 从此然后陷入噩梦。
故事的结尾让人啼笑皆非。因为这个调皮的孩子戏弄他们, 几乎让比尔发疯。最后, 他们不能忍受了，并支付EBENEZER DORSET（男孩父亲） 250 美元 , 并送回他的儿子。
很赞哦！ ()