求简单，搞笑英语小笑话

求简单，搞笑英语小笑话

A pair of young men and women to date in the park, the girl want to fart, she thought a way: female: you heard the cuckoo call?Boy: haven't you heard.Female: I give you, cloth (fart) - Valley (the voice of the mouth).Learn a few times, should put already also put.Female: you hear?Male: fart sound is too large, do not hear.

    意思是：一对青年男女在公园约会时，女孩特别想放屁，她想了个办法：女：你听过布谷鸟叫吗？ 男：没听过。女：我给你学，布（放屁声）－谷（口中发出的声音）。学了几声后，该放的也已放完。女：听清了吗？男：放屁声太大，没听清。  

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英语小笑话（最好是100字以内）带翻译

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy

一个好孩子

小罗伯特向他妈妈要了两美分。“你用我昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我把它给了一个贫穷的老妇人。”他回答

“你是个好孩子”妈妈骄傲地说。“这里有两美分多，但为什么你对老妇人这么有兴趣？”

她是一个卖糖果的”

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