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英语笑话简单易懂
简单易懂的英语笑话如下：
1.Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
为什么数学书很伤心呢？因为它有太多问题（题）了。
2.Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
为什么西红柿变红了呢？因为它看到了沙拉酱。
3.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
为什么饼干去看医生了呢？因为它感觉不太好。
4.What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
你把鳄鱼当侦探叫什么？侦探－鳄鱼（investi-gator）。
5.Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
为什么不能信任原子呢？因为它们构成了所有东西。
6.What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
你把一种假面条叫什么？骗面（impasta）。
7.Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
为什么鱼要生活在咸水里？因为胡椒水会让它们打喷嚏。
8.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay,they would be bagels.
为什么海鸥飞过海洋呢？因为如果它们飞过海湾，它们就变成贝果了。
9.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
为什么稻草人赢得了奖项呢？因为它在自己的领域里出色（outstanding）。
10.Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
为什么自行车倒了呢？因为它太累了（two-tired，即“二个轮胎疲乏”）。
11.Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
为什么咖啡要报警？因为它被抢了。
12.Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
你听说过那个意大利厨师去世了吗？他╱她已经饿了很久了。
13.Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
为什么小鸡要去参加通灵会？为了与另一边交流！
14.Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
骷髅为什么不打架？因为他们没有肠子！
15.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?
Frostbite.
把雪人和鲨鱼交叉会得到什么？冻伤。
求一个简单易懂的英语笑话，100左右，我明天上课要用。谢谢
1、I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:Wake up,sir!
I wasn't asleep, the man answered.
Not asleep?But you had your eyes closed.
I know.I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了.售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说：“先生,醒醒!”
“我没有睡着.”那个男人回答.
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已.”
2、Class, Lass and Ass
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道：“汤姆教授明天将和大家见面”.
一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,将意思变为“汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面”.教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass”中的“l”擦掉,将意思改为“汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面”.看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去.
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