简单易懂的英语笑话

一、简单易懂的英语笑话

Be Much Worse

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

二、跪求一篇简单易懂的英语笑话。

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。 “太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁？” “我是司机。”他回答说。

三、找英语笑话，要短一点的，易懂。

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided that he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. It turns out that his next-door neighbor was also a chicken farmer.

The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens.

The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later, the neighbor stopped by to see how things were going.

The new farmer said, Not too good. All 100 chickens died.

The neighbor said, Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more.

Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stopped in again.

The new farmer said, You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too.

Astounded, the neighbor asked, What did you do to them? What went wrong?

Well, said the new farmer, I'm not sure. But I think I'm not planting them far enough apart.

是有点长了.呵呵，不过你要能看懂，还是挺有意思的啊

四、短的,简单的,易懂的,好笑的英语笑话

蜜 月

一对情侣漫步在花前月下。

男：“还有什么能比这中秋的明月更美好呢？”

女：“那只有‘蜜月’了。”

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