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用英文写一篇笑话？
你是认真的吗？ Are You Serious?
Are You Serious?
(Originally In English)
There's a man who took his wife to see the
movies. That day was a Sunday and it was
very crowded, everyone was queuing to buy
the tickets. So he and his wife were also in
the queue, sweating. Suddenly, someone
just punched him from behind. He was so
angry, and already so mad and with his
nerves on edge. He said, Are you serious,
man?! The man that stood behind him
was an ex-world champion boxer. So he
looked at him and said, Yes, serious,
so what? The man was small and skinny.
He looked back, really looked at him now,
studying him, he saw his arm muscles,
just bigger than his whole body put together.
So, he just kind of smiled and said. It's
all right, I hate people who are not serious.
来源:壹壹英语
有一个人，带他太太去看电影，那天刚好是礼拜天，戏
院人山人海，大家都在排队买票，他和他太太也跟着
排队，等得满头大汗。忽然有人从后面打他一拳，他气
得快要抓狂了，转头就问：「你是认真的吗？」结果，
站在他后面的这个人，是以前的世界拳击冠军，
那个人看着他说：「对，我的确是认真的，怎样？」
这个先生又瘦又小，转身仔细打量了一下，
看到那个人很壮，光是手臂的肌肉就比他全身
加起来还多，所以他就笑一笑说：
「还好，我最讨厌那些不认真的人了。」
讲笑话用英文怎么说
讲笑话用英文怎么说
play a joke
讲笑话(用英语怎么说)
joke
jokes
tell jokestelling jokes
To tell jokes
看你怎么用了
‘他喜欢讲首困基笑话的英语怎么说’
He likes joking.
He likes telling jokes.
“讲笑话”用英语怎么说？
1.tell jokes 讲笑话
2.make a joke 只自己编造笑话
3.jest搞笑（含贬义）
小笑话，用英尺陆语怎么说
小笑话 a little joke
如：
Today I'll tell a little joke to you.
Today I'll tell you a little joke.
今天我给大家讲一个小笑话。
英语笑话故事
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened?
A kid bit me, replied Ivan.
Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother.
I'd know him any where, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket.
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出者谨他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things an......
给我讲个笑话英语怎么说
Giving me tell a joke
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