您的位置：首页 > 外国笑话外国笑话
外国搞笑动物电影有哪些?
admin2024-06-23人已围观
外国搞笑动物电影有哪些?
加菲猫、精灵鼠小弟、冰河世纪、豚鼠特工队、料理鼠王、马达加斯加、怪物史莱克123、海底总动员、四眼天鸡、飞鸽特工队、虫虫特工队、别惹蚂蚁。
关于猪的英文笑话
猪的英文笑话三则： ============ Friendly Pig ============ A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using. =============== Woman Yells Pig =============== A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, BITCH! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies. If only men would listen. ======================= Take The Pig to The Zoo ======================= A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over. Cop asks Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car? The driver says Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field. The cop says I want you to take that pig to the zoo! The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo. The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!! He replied, Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now.
很赞哦！ ()