求英语的短笑话!3~4句的!(急)

To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。” “好，你做得对。”妈妈说。 “但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。” Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？ 男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！ My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: Don't point him at anybody. 年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？” 医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”

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