英语笑话~在线急等

Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?

I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.

You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?

She is the one who sells the candy.

Nest and Hair

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

What kind of bird? my sister asked.

I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest, replied the child.

Then, can you give us a description of the nest? my sister encouraged her .

Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair.

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