一、求好笑的英文小笑话，越逗越好，短点的，不要长篇！尽量越小越搞笑越好!嗯..谢谢了，就一个就够了！
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
二、国外幽默笑话大师
中国相声艺术是语言艺术；外国幽默笑话是行为艺术。 中国相声艺术通常采用抖包袱的形式，全靠嘴皮子，著名表演大师有：侯宝林、刘宝瑞、马三立，还有非著名相声演员：郭德纲；外国幽默笑话总是做些离奇古怪的动作，使人不得不笑，著名的表演大师有：卓别林、憨豆先生等。
三、外国名牌的笑话
女友亲切地问男朋友今天晚上吃什么。
男朋友一脸甜蜜的说：我请你吃阿迪达斯（哈跟达斯）……
四、要一个好笑易懂的英语笑话！
Business People(英语笑话)
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We’ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight.
Q: How many Management Information Services guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS (IT) has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request number 359712. Please use this number for any future references to the light-bulb issue.
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