一、英语冷笑话
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
二、英语冷笑话 急！！！！！！
white man：are you Black?
black man：no,i'm White。
白人：你是布莱克吗？（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）
黑人：不，我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）
希望你能满意
三、英文版得冷笑话
Knows Better 医生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill.
I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: I'm not dead. I'm still alive.
Be quiet, said the wife. the doctor knows better than you!
四、求英文冷笑话。。。不要太难和太长的。。
为什么好马不吃回头草？ 后面的草全吃没了
Why do the good horse refused to back the grass? Eat all the grass behind it
为什么大雁秋天要飞到南方去？ 如果走就太慢了
Why geese autumn to fly to south to? If go you is too slow
怎样使麻雀安静下来？答案：压它一下。 原因：鸦雀无声（压雀无声）
How to make a sparrow quiet?Pressure him, because in perfect silence
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