一、简单有趣的英文笑话
I CAN'T SPEAK FRENCH
Mary:I'm glad I wasn't born in France.
Alice:Why?
Mary:Because I can't speak French.
二、经典的英文段子
Life is not easy for any of us. We must work,and above all we must believe in ourselves .We must believe that each one of us is able to do something well, and that, when we discover what this something is, we must work hard at it until we succeed 这是居里夫人的话，激励了不少人
三、笑话..经典名句.经典谚语..要英语的..
Ten thousand years are too long ,seize the day ,seize the hour.
一万年太久,只争朝夕
Time and tide wait for no man !
时间不等人
Practise makes perfect.熟能生巧
A snow year,a rich year.
瑞雪兆丰年。
2.Like father,like son.
有其父必有其子。
3.If at first you don't succeed,try,try again.
初试不成功，努力勿懈怠。
4.After rain comes the sunshine.
苦尽甘来。
5.Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.
-----J.Ruskin
生活而无目标，犹如航海而无指南针。
——-J.鲁斯金
6.I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
-----Thomas Jefferson
我不缅怀过去的历史，而致力于未来的梦想。
——-托马斯 杰弗逊
四、搞笑英文名言
All for one, one for all.
人人为我，我为人人。—— [法] Dumas pére大仲马
五、急求经典 英语 小笑话，难度不要太高，要简短，1分钟左右读完
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congreg
ation. All who want to go to heaven，please rise. Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering Be seated, the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, All those who want to be with the devil, please rise.
Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, Well, sir, he said, I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.
瞌睡者
牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时打瞌睡。一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人又在瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好教育他一下，让他不要再在布道时睡觉。于是他低声对信徒们说：“想去天堂的人，都请站起来吧。”所有的人都站了起来——当然，除了那个打瞌睡的人。在低声说过请坐后，牧师高声喊道：“想去下地狱的人请站起来！”打瞌睡的人被这突然的喊叫声惊醒了，他站了起来。看到牧师高站在教坛上，正生气的看着他。这个人说道：“噢，先生，我不知道我们在选什么，但看上去只有你和我是候选人
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