一、英语笑话或小故事 短点并带哲理
Be Careful What You Wish For
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
二、英语小故事或小笑话
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
希望能帮到你，谢谢啦
三、一百字左右的英文笑话
Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water?
Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground
Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don'twant to see you here again.
Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job?
老师:“为什么鱼只能生活在水中？”
杰克：“因为陆地上有许多猫。”
警察:我希望这是最后一次逮住你.你知道我不愿意再看到你了.
小偷:怎么?您要换工作了吗?
四、英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译
故事发生在一个酒吧里。
某天，一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人，有谁有罗特韦尔犬？”
“是的先生，我有呢！”一名骑车男子站起来答道，“它怎么了？”
男子伤心地说“是这样的，我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”
“我不信，我的狗这么大呢！”骑车男子不信地问：“你那么小的吉娃娃是如何杀死我的罗特韦尔犬的？”
“嗯…………好像是吉娃娃咔在你家狗的喉咙里！”
This story happened in a bar.
One day,a Ben went in the bar and asked,who owns the rottweiler outside?
i do!,a man stood up and said,what happened?
Ben said sadly,my small pet Chihuahua just killed your dog......
There's no way that your dog can kill my huge dog!the man said，but,how can your small Chihuahua kill my dog?
Ben said,my Chihuahua choked it to death when he swallowed my Chihuahua........
五、简单的英语小故事，笑话。
笑话
He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
诗
Fortuitousness
Being a cloud in the sky
On your heart lake I cast my figure.
You don\'t have to wonder.
Nor should you cheer--
In an instant I will disappear.
On the dark sea we encounter
In different directions of our own we steer.
It\'s nice for you to remember.
But you\'d better forget the luster
That we\'ve been devoted to each other.
我是天空里的一片云，
偶尔投映在你的波心——
你不必讶异，
更无须欢喜——
在转瞬间消灭了踪影。
你我相逢在黑夜的海上，
你有你的，我有我的，方向；
你记得也好，
最好你忘掉，
在这交会时互放的光亮
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