一、英语小笑话,带中文,简短
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
二、一些中文翻译成英文的笑话!!
哪怕发现雷雨在雷震的呼喝声中，也从灵界中召唤出了两头喷火龙出来，温德的决定也没有产生一丝的动摇。
小明：i'm sorry!
外国人：i'm sorry too!
小明（哼！）：i'm sorry three!
外国人：what are you sorry for?
'qid': '',
三、求一篇中文短笑话，翻译成英语，并用英语解释一下，如笑点。
一天一个老人到餐馆吃饭，吃完后，对服务员说：“这块牛排为什么没有上周的新鲜！”服务员对老人说：“这块牛排就是上个星期的呀。”
One day an old man went to an restaurant to have dinner. After he finished that meal , he asked the waiter about the reason why this piece of beefsteak was not fresh as the one he saw last week.The waiter said to him:This one is the one you saw last week!
希望帮到你
四、说一些因为口误而产生的笑话
一个老外旅游的时候问身边一个大汉，要看胸毛！大汉虽然不好意思但是不能让国外人觉得中国人不友善呀！脱光衣服给他看了！老外吓跑了！
后来觉得老外说的是，要看╭(°A°`)╮熊猫啊！
五、有没有英语的带中文的1分钟左右的小笑话
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000.
No problem, said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。
|
