求几个英文笑话
English中文1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ？2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你 4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝！ 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之， 不知为不知... 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子打地洞 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open ！ ^_^心花怒放 ！ ^_^……
急急！！！！！！搞笑的英文笑话。越搞笑越好，越多越好。有奖励的
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校----慢行. Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen . Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .the mouse said .I will tell a flea what I know. 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。” “请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 英文笑话:A guy is not getting along with his wife. He thinks maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot. I was born this way, says the parrot. I'm a defective parrot. Ha, ha, the guy laughs. It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me. I understood every word, says the parrot. I am a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird. Yeah? the guy asks. Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet? Well, the parrot says, this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked I'll tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers. Wow, says the guy, you really can understand and answer, can't you? Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy ... and I am especially good at ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion. The guy looks at the price tag. $200! he says. I can't afford that. Pssst, the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20 -- just make an offer. Guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He's funny, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good advice. Guy is delighted. One day guy comes home from work and the parrot says, pssst, and motions him over with one wing. Guy goes up close to the cage. I don't know if I should tell you this or not, says the parrot, but it's about your wife and the mailman... What? says the guy. What? Well, the parrot says, when the mailman came to the door today your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth. What happened then? asks the guy. Then the mailman came into the house and lifted up the nightgown and began petting her all over, reports the parrot. Oh No! the guy says, Then what? Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down on his knees and began to lick her body, starting with her breasts and slowly going down and down ... The parrot pauses for a long time. Then what....what happened Next...WHAT HAPPENED? says the frantic guy. I don't know, says the Parrot, I fell off my perch.
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