求英文笑话，短笑话
1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see
see,brothers！together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they
say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6． you me you me
彼此彼此
7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9． WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken
born chicken,mouse's sons can
make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I
have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
英语超短笑话（含中文，三句）
笑话一
my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
笑话二The doctor lives downstairs
Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me.
He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs.
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
笑话三 He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
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