求一些英语笑话，易懂的那种～
以下是些冷笑话，挺有意思的。
One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,dad,dad,am i a penguin??yes,you are a penguin,what's the matter??but,why am i feel so cold????
There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower.
With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, baloney,baloney,baloney then shouts pastrami,pastrami,pastrami and then back to baloney,baloney,baloney
Finally, the girls sister says Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!
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Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
2
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
3
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
4
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
5
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
6
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
7
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
one car come, one car come
two car pangpang
one car die
英文小笑话 急急！！
But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms. When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry? Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did! 可是老师哭了 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。 约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？” “哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。” l零碎的空间伱可以画一些图画或是一些花边
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