想找几篇英语笑话，不要太短了，要中篇的，急用！
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isnt that quite a waste of time? The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig? 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说，时间对猪有什么意义? I Work for the IRS Once there was a young man who was so confident in his strength(力量)that he offered a $1000 bet. He would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people, including weight lifters, truck drivers, etc., had tried, but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came up and said in a low voice, I'd like to try the bet. People all laughed, but the young man said OK. He grabbed a lemon, and squeezed it. Then he handed it to the little man. The thin man clenched his fist around the lemon and, to everyone's surprise, six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered ,the young man paid the $1000,and asked the little man, What do you do for a living? Are you a weight lifter, or what? The man replied, I work for the IRS. 我在美国国税局工作 从前有个年青人，他对自己的力气信心十足，并愿出1000美元和别人打赌。他能把一只柠檬内的汁全部挤出，如果有人还能挤出一滴来，他将赢得这笔钱。 包括举重运动员、卡车司机在内的许多人都试过了，可惜没有一个人成功。一天，一个瘦小男人走来并低声说：我愿打这个赌。 在场的人哈哈大笑，但年青人同意了。他抓起一只柠檬挤了挤，然后递给小个子男人。 这个瘦弱的男人用手紧握着柠檬，出人意料地挤出了六滴柠檬汁。 在人们的欢呼声中,年青人支付了1000美元，并问这个男人：你从事什么职业？是举重运动员还是其他什么？ 男子回答说：我在美国国税局工作。
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英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America. 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字
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