英文冷笑话大全谜语
有三个人,在一起比试枪法,由一个黑人顶着某样东西做为靶子。
第一个人在黑人的头上放了一个苹果,然后在距离10米远的位置,抬手一枪就将苹果打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说:I'm 佐罗!
第二个人在黑人的头上放了一个樱桃,然后在距离50米远的地方,抬手一枪就把樱桃打碎了,他吹了一下枪口说:I'm007
第三个人在黑人的头上放了一粒芝麻,然后在距离100米远的地方,抬手一枪就把那个黑人的头打碎了,他也吹了一下枪口说:I'm sorry……
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1.A group of great scientistses are clay-cold to play to hide cat cat in the heaven, round arrive Einstein catch a person, he count to 100 open eyes, see the owners all hid and only have Newton to still stand over there.
Einstein walks through to say:Newton, I held tight you.
Newton:Not, you didn't catch Newton.
Einstein:Your ising not Newton is who
Newton:You see my foot be what
Einstein lowers the head to see Newton the station is all one meters in a cake of long breadths of exact square of floor brick up, don't understand.
Newton:My foot this be the square piece of one square meter, my standing on the top is Newton/square meter, and what you hold tight is the card of Pa Si.
The card of Pa Si is very sad...
2.The small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building and ask:Boss, do you have 100 small breads?
Boss:, Save the mark, have no so many
So...The small white rabbit out of spirits walked.
On the second day, the small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building, boss, have 100 small breads?
Boss:Execuse me, still have no
So...The small white rabbit out of spirits walked again.
On the third day, the small white rabbit leaps to jump bread building, boss, have 100 small breads?
The boss happily says:Had, had, we had 100 small breads today!!
The small white rabbit takes out money:Liked too much, I bought 2!
长篇经典的“英语”冷笑话
- Photons have mass? I don't even know they were catholic.
提示:mass双关。
- I was going to attend the clairvoyant meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
提示:关键词clairvoyant。
- Two atoms are in a bar, one says, I think I lost a electron. The other says, Are you sure? to which the other replies, I'm positive.
提示:positive双关,另外你需要一点中学物理知识。
- I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts for burning victims.
提示:关键词crematorium。
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
提示:right、left双关。(这句真是非一般经典)
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks, Does this taste funny to you?
- The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
- A neutron walks into a bar, How much for a drink here, anyway? To which the bartender responds, For you, no charge.
- It's common knowledge that radiated cats have 18 half-lives.
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