一、英语小笑话一两句就够
1、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
2、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
现在的梦想决定着你的将来,所以还是再睡一会吧.
建议LZ看看咖啡猫的语录，很有意思！！
二、关于学习的英文笑话
goodnahdee,错了,哈哈,是goodnight
三、英语长篇笑话（200字）
一个人学了一些英文，不多，也不精，就是
i am sorry!
one two three....ten
这么多了，到美国后，出笑话了！！！
一日他骑车在一个街头，不小心和一个当地人撞车了，
他当机立断，say: i am sorry!!!
美国人一笑，say: i am sorry too !!!
这人一愣，想：妈的，考我来了！！！
say: i am sorry three!!!
美国人一愣，say: what are you sorry for???
这人怒了，靠，当我是煞笔了，妈的，给咱们中国人争这一口气！！！
say: i am sorry five!!!
四、急求两个简单的，易学的英语小笑话，快呀，要有翻译，越简单越好
Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week. Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, Geoff, why do you never phone me?
Geoff laughed. But, Mother, he said, you haven't got a phone.
No, she answered, I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!
翻译:Mrs Harris 居住在小乡村里. 她的丈夫已经死了.但是她有一个儿子.他21岁了他的名字叫Geoff..他在乡村的一个商店里工作,并且和她的妈妈一起居住.但是他的准备在城镇里工作并且想和 他姑妈一起居住 城镇的名字叫Greensea.他妈妈居住的地方是长时间安静的.关于这些他很不高兴.但是Geoff说这里并不是很多工作适合我,妈妈.在Greensea 我能赚到很多钱,并且我每个周末都会个你写信.Mrs Harris在上个星期日很生气,他准备坐着火车去找住在 Greensea的儿子.到了后她对他的儿子说为什么不打电话给我?
Geoff生气的说不是的妈妈.他说你没有没手机给
'不她解答说我没有 但是你有一个
五、英语笑话，要听完会爆笑的那种！高分悬赏！限时30分钟！
英语笑话一般都不好笑
因为都是英式幽默
中式英文可能更好玩
六、麻烦给我一个英语中学程度的小笑话？要带翻译的！不要太短！
2.An Energetic wife
Neighbour: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbour : Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.
精力旺盛的妻子
邻居：昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音，你们出了什么事吗？
丈夫：没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴，把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。
邻居：你的大衣？扔大衣怎么会有那么大的声音？
丈夫：我……我恰好也在大衣里面。
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