一、收集经典的全英文笑话？
一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话
A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, What’
s the problem officer? Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80. (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: I’
m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn’
t know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you’
ve known about that tail light for weeks. (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: I’
m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt. Man: Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt. The man turns to his wife and yells, SHUT YOUR MOUTH! The Officer turns to the woman and asks, Ma’
am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time? The wife says, No, only when he’s drunk.
还有更多的英语笑话哦
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二、谁可以发几个搞笑点的英文短文啊?
这里有几万个英文笑话，很适合你说的情况：]
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三、世界上最搞笑的笑话是什么
1、一只乌鸦口渴了，看见路边有个瓶子，瓶里水不多，瓶口又小。怎么办呢？
聪明的乌鸦就把小石子一颗颗叼到了瓶子里。
等水快漫到瓶口的时候，一个老太太弓着腰走过来，倒光了石子，把瓶子捡走了。
2、某高管的年轻太太生了个儿子，高管想知道儿子长得像谁，急忙派他的副手到产科医院去查看。
副手回来对高管说：“完全像您！”
“那就对了。再说得详细点儿。”
“细看了一下，您的儿子头上光光，没有头发，肚子大大，能吃能喝，整天不是睡觉就是大哭大闹，有一帮人围在身边转。”
3、孟非：“请新上场的女嘉宾谈一下自己的择偶标准。”
女嘉宾：“我心目中的那个他，应该富有同情心，富有上进心，富有责任心，富有包容心…”
孟非：“能再简捷一点吗？”
女嘉宾：“哦，他应该富有。”
四、冷笑话大全 最经典的冷笑话大全
冷笑话是指笑话本身因为无聊、谐百音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题，或由于表演者语气或表情等原因，导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的，较难引人发度笑而成冷场，不过并不代表笑话本专身沉闷，这也是幽默的一种表现。另外，冷笑话是笑话的一种，但是又有很大的不同，冷笑话的四个主要特点分别是以网络为载体、彻底的娱乐性、自身价值属的两重性、后现Ꮌ/p>
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