一、英语笑话 带翻译
man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, Congratulations, you got twins. The man said How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins. After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, Congratulations, you got triplets. Man was like Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the 3 musketeers. Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says Congratulations, you got twins x2. Man is happy and says, Ironic, I work for the hotel 4 Seasons. All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, What's wrong? I work for 7up!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:恭喜,你得了双胞胎.男人说:多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理.过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:恭喜,你得了三胞胎.男人很喜欢:嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事.最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎.男人很开心地说:真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作.他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!呵呵,一个比一个效率高.
二、一个关于热狗的笑话
he said he'd have one with everything, in most european country, hot dogs are sold with no toppings, so, if u buy a hot dog, all u can get is a sausage in a bun, then you have to add topings on to the hot dogs by yourself, and there are more than 20 toppings, e.g ketchup, Mustard, Chips, pickel, etc, so the person you mention above likes hot dogs with every possible topping they offer, it also show how greedy that person is. hope that helps :)
就是不可能什么都有的热狗
或者是带颜色的笑话
可能因为好多外国笑话只有他们外国人才觉得好笑
文化差异问题
如果你有在欧美国家快餐店，买热狗吃的经验，就能笑得出来。不是黄色笑话。若能看懂上述“Simon310 江湖新秀”的一段英文，就能笑出来了。
就是什么都有的热狗，你做个夹电脑的热狗看看
三、一篇英语笑话
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.
But, dad, the boy said, there's only ONE policeman!
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