一、有没有英文版的冷笑话
WOMAN:I love you.Say it. MAN:....... WOMAN:Come on,say it. MAN:It.
二、英语冷笑话求助
一个Packer队的fans去看球赛，找来找去终于找到一个罕见的空位子，然后交谈，那个人说自己老婆死了，她是Packer队的大fans，于是这个找位子的人问为什么不把票送给朋友亲戚，回答说他们都出席葬礼去了。 言下之意，这个球迷迷到连妻子葬礼都不去了。
三、一段英文笑话
Tom, what's the matter with your brother? asked the mother in the kitchen. He's crying.
Oh, nothing, Mum, replied Tom. I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any.
But has he finished his own cake?
Yes. said Tom. And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.
汤姆，你弟弟怎么了？ 妈妈在厨房里问。他在哭。
没事儿，妈妈， 汤姆答道。我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。
他已经吃完自己的了么？
是的。 我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。
A guy says to his friend, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.
The friends says, If I guess right, will you give me one of them?
The first guys says, If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!
路人甲对路人乙说，猜猜我兜里有几个子儿？
路人乙说：我猜对了，你能给我一个不？
路人甲说：你要猜对了，我两个全部给你！
四、搞笑的英语笑话，越多越好？
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
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