一、老外在中国说中文走红，生活在中国的老外容易闹出什么笑话？
近年来学中文成了热潮，不管是名人还是网络主播或是外国明星，都纷纷学起了中文，但中文并不是那么好学的，汉语在西方人眼里是最难学的，因此许多生活在中国的老外更是因为中文闹出了不少笑话。
有一个老外去菜市场买菜，称了点菜，要三块四毛，老外把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，但还缺一毛钱，他对小贩说：“我的毛，都给你了，所以没有毛了”，小贩愣在那半天才回答：“你的毛我不要了。”
一个会讲一点中文的老外在水果摊上问老板：“苹果多少钱？”，老板说：“每斤(美金)5块”，老外掏出10美金说：“我要2个苹果”，然后自己嘀咕道：“中国的东西一点也不便宜，比我家里价钱还贵。”
法国小哥哥学中文，有一天他和别人聊天，别人给他发了一句“呵呵，23333”，他问是什么意思，别人回他说就是夸人或事特别好笑的意思。第二天晚上他与朋友聚会，只见朋友说完话后，他口齿清晰又规范的发出了一句“呵呵，两万三千三百三十三”，全场一片哑然。
其实因为文化和习惯的差异，外国人来到陌生的中国总是会有这样那样出错甚至闹出笑话的时候，比如他们看到人潮拥挤就会以为这是什么节日，实际上只是下班高峰而已。还有遇到在四川吃火锅，隔壁桌的老外竟然把锅底的红汤盛出来边喝边流泪，原来他们觉得汤也是要喝的。中国不论是饮食还是文化特色对他们来说，都是一门特别深奥的学问，但是不管怎样都为他们认真的态度感到佩服。
老外容易不理解语言的说法，就比如说人贼多。估计他们就不能理解这样的含义了。
很多外国人不能懂中国人的语言意思，特别是是反话
生活早中国的老外，如果不是很了解中国文化，确实很容易闹笑话的。
生活在中国的老外，特别是用筷子吃饭的时候，很容易闹出笑话。
二、有没有英语笑话，要短的，十句左右
Son:Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad:I think so. What is it you want to me to write?
Son:Your name on my report card.
I d'like some vitamins for my son.
Vitamin A, B or C ?asks the pharmacist.
It doesn't matter.He can't read yet .
A woman walks up to a nice old man.
Woman:What's the secret of a long life?
Old man:I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, I also drink a lot of wine and exercise.
Woman:Wow, that's amazing. How old are you?
Old man:26.
A little girl and a little boy are looking at the famous sculpture. Rodin named it The thinker.
Girl:What do you guess he's thinking?
Boy:I think he's thinking about where he put his clothes!
三、有趣的英语小笑话
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in.
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out Bananas! and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out Money! and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells Oh Shit!
四、谁有搞笑的英文笑话,发几个看看,有用,谢谢了!
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