英语小笑话
A father said to his sons: Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it? The oldest son replied: Father, I'll eat it all! The father then said: Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it? The same son answered: Father,I'll eat it all! The father added: Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough? The oldest son answered again: It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer! 总是我 一位父亲对他的儿子们说：“你们的妈妈明天要烙一张馅饼，谁要吃呢？” 大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父亲接着说：“明天我要杀一口猪，谁要吃呢？” 又是大儿子说：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。” 父亲又说：“明天我们要耕地，谁想耕地呢？” 大儿子再次回答道：“总是我，总是我，这次还是让其他人来做吧。”
求三篇英语笑话......
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are!
Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures.
父亲在哪儿？
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!
I wasn't asleep, the man answered.
Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.
I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
It's all right, said a gentleman, don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?
Ah, yes, answered the little boy. I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
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