一、不差钱的台词是什么啊
取之台灣的一則笑話 .陳水扁被押在監獄里所看的一本書叫(窮到只剩下錢)
二、请给我一些百度搞笑的提问和回答，谢谢。
复制的都滚 LZ看我这个保证笑死你
三、英语笑话，大约60字的
1． we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
7． You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9． WATCH SISTER
表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13． heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14． go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20． I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
四、搞笑的英语小笑话 有的来给点 谢谢了~~急
The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city. On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold. “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while. Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us. Wait here for me.” The thief said.
The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop. The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop.
The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy.
Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day. When.they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop. This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me.”
警察与小偷
一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。你在这等等我啊。”小偷说道。
警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。
警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。
幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我！”
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman.
Like a gentleman? Dick asked. How do gentlemen do it?
They always give the bigger piece to the other person. answered his aunt at once.
Oh said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,Cut this cake in half, Catherine..
迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。
孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。”
迪克问：“像一个绅士？绅士怎样做呢？”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”
迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”
little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。
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