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Ren Changshuo Do not let youth blank, so I put it to smear!

Perhaps not too long to a doctor, I look at the results of it!

Others play the occasional sneeze, my colleagues would say: you want your wife!

And I was playing the course of time, sneeze, my colleagues had said: Your wife has finally born!

In fact, I still small, how will the wife? » Most Xiaomi!

Fell in love with a girl there are two possibilities: First, she love you, first, she did not love you. She loves you do not have to worry, she does not love you, then have two possibilities: First, find the love, First still love her. To find loved ones do not have to worry, it still love her for another two possibilities: First, silently blessing for the first love Xunqing. Can silently bless do not have to worry about, for the love Xunqing have two possibilities: First, Sibu Liao, first death. Sibu Le do not have to worry about, the death of them. . . . . . . . . Are dead, what is there to worry about it » Since all do not have to worry about, so rest assured I enjoy the love!

I love that experience, Ji Xingzi Chi Bule hot tofu, but Man Xingzi, then it must allow others to tofu to eat!

I see a return to the Internet on the classic: passengers on Natural Habitat, even the sky off.

Immediate rise, I also on one: I love to tell a story, the accident Shuoai!

The results were hit by cars!

Found that, I hastened to go back to the Xia Lian: sweet like love, sweet love like honey!

Results

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Or being hit by cars!

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But with female owners Lianshang!

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When the story reported, that on the website of the couplet Wishing more and more people!

Lesbian and drive, hit the man also increase the probability!

So long to hand a girlfriend, of course, a good value. Female colleagues have said to me: I envy your girlfriend ah, you to her so well! I also had some modest: Where! Where! In fact, I rather envy her, to have a such a good boyfriend

But I still think from time to time, in the end the tunnel is not the time of the error, in the 21st century, a scene of so many of the major Jurassic animals!

Alas! The event is only dinosaur will just be just why that is the only event of the Raptors!

His girlfriend to the pursuit of the total number of Lapi, like the pull of fashion beauty, I told her: beauty of these methods are only just at the trend, we should pursue the eternal beauty is a way. . . . . . . . . . . Lashi! (Hey! Refers to how my legs like a court of stone, I can say is when the stand!)

His girlfriend birthday, I have decided to commemorate this most of the gifts she gave to section 101 - the first kiss!

She asked me: your first kiss to the Who »

I am a bit embarrassed and said: Notwithstanding Wenguo other girls, but please be assured that I have been a first kiss or retain! To marriage only by night! Others are second and third places as to

Although I do Mianpi very thick!

To finish this, after my face or not consciously hotties!

Because of the intensity of the beatings she also Zhenbu Xiao!

I gradually found

The most horrible book - a marriage certificate

The most ridiculous book - ligation card

The most lovely book - or their passbooks

Finally believe that

No one is perfect, but finished!

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