一、求一篇中文小笑话，翻译成英文，并用英文解释一下笑点什么的，能让外教明白。
一天一个老人到餐馆吃饭，吃完后，对服务员说：“这块牛排为什么没有上周的新鲜！”服务员对老人说：“这块牛排就是上个星期的呀。”
One day an old man went to an restaurant to have dinner. After he finished that meal , he asked the waiter about the reason why this piece of beefsteak was not fresh as the one he saw last week.The waiter said to him:This one is the one you saw last week!
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二、求英语笑话（带中文）简单的，好笑的。
1:one car 嘣，two car 嘣，one car bengbeng ,one car die .
2:葡萄糖油条一根。（放下你的枪）哈哈，我们英语老师上课经常讲的
三、谁知道英语笑话,带汉语翻译的.
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在给学生们监考。他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying A dollar per point.
考试结束了，学生们纷纷交回试卷。教授发现一张试卷上别着一张百元钞票，还有一张纸条写着：“一分一块钱。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
第二堂课，教授把试卷都发回学生们手中。其中一个学生不但得到了试卷还得到64块钱的找零
四、英语小笑话及中文翻译
one car come，one car go，two car pengpeng，one car die 一辆车过来,一车去,两车相碰,一辆车死
五、英语小故事小笑话，要中文翻译朗读，简单点儿，短点。急用~~~!!!
一人初上飞机想吐，空姐取一空袋，快满时又去取袋，并嘱咐“别乱吐”。
空姐待回来时见遍地都是，问其因，答道：“我见快满了，又喝了一口，周围人就都吐了……”
The beginning of a person vomiting on the plane, flight attendants take an empty bag, quick to pick up bags full of Shiyou, and asked Do Luantu.
Flight attendants see everywhere are to be returned, regardless of their cause, replied: I see the fast full, drank a sip, spit on the people around ... ...
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