一、急收60字英语爆笑笑话
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.The woman who loves you the
most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.
My husband looked up and said, Mom's here?
二、求搞笑的外国短篇 比如爆笑虫子 倒霉熊
搜一下：求搞笑的外国短篇 比如爆笑虫子 倒霉熊
三、英语笑话.(最好是好笑点的)
某人去国外 看见一起车祸 警察问：“What`s the happen?
那人说:ONE CAR COME ONE CAR GO,TWO CAR PENGPENG(砰砰)ONE CAR DIE...
四、关于英国的笑话 英文字 外加中文翻译
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You're a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
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