一、在打篮球的时候，你发生过什么值得一提的趣事
大树枝叶太茂密，无法远投的bug，。还有就是投一个，三不沾，球蹦蹦蹦，砸三个脑壳，三杀
二、关于一篇NBA英语的小笑话
英文版的。。哦。。暴强NBA小笑话-包括所有球队名称 中文版：有一位国王，他非常喜欢金钱和山珍海味，于是他的爵士为他成立了几支精干的捕猎队伍，其中最强的是湖人队，曾经在尼克斯湖捕过一条猛龙。第二是网队，他们的网能捕各种猛禽，像森林狼和灰熊之类，最后是鹰队，专门抓黄蜂、老鹰等飞禽，国王非常喜欢把抓来的动物做烧烤吃，他还特地组成一个热队，专门做烧烤，小牛、公牛、雄鹿和山猫的肉，用马刺刺成一串串，是国王最爱吃的。一天有个魔术师告诉国王，太阳上有许多黄金，于是国王派他的掘金队，坐着火箭，以超音速的速度飞向了太阳，但一去不复返。于是国王又派骑士和开拓者向太阳进发，但结果还是一样。国王只好亲自出马，带上他的所有奇才勇士，因为人多，只好坐快船去，但半路上快船的活塞又坏了，只好成为步行者。走了一年，两年。。。十年，还是没有到太阳上去，一路上倒是杀了许许多多野兽，最后只剩76人，其野蛮的作风，后来人们把他们称为凯尔特人。 英文版：There is a king, he was very fond of money and Delicacies, so he set up the Jazz for him a few teams capable of hunting team, the strongest of which is the Lakers, the Knicks have been caught off a Toronto Lake. The second is the Nets, their network can capture a variety of birds of prey, like the Timberwolves and Grizzlies and the like, and finally the Hawks, specialized grasping Hornets, eagles and other birds, the king loved the animals Bazhua to eat barbecue, he also Heat up a specially dedicated to doing barbecue, Dallas, Chicago, Milwaukee and Charlotte meat, with the Spurs into a string of thorns, the king's favorite. One day there was a magician told the king, the sun there are many gold, So the king sent his Nuggets team, sat a rocket to fly supersonic speed of the sun, but gone forever. So the king also sent to the Cavaliers and pioneers embarked on the sun, but the results remain the same. King had to get personally involved, to bring all his Wizards Warriors, because many people had to take the Clippers to go, but the half-way piston and bad Clippers, and had to serve as Indiana. Take a year or two years. . . Ten years, still not up to the sun, along the way Daoshi killed many wild beasts, finally only 76, his brutal style, later known as the Celtic people to them.
三、你对于打篮球是否长高的回答，是个全百度知道的一个笑话，不懂，你就别回答。文盲，体育盲，别瞎答。
打篮球长高这个是普遍是说法，不过哥初中那会就很高了，并开始打篮球，球场上经常见到一对兄弟，等我出来工作了，偶尔去打球碰到他们，他们还是当年那个高度，，，生活真实经验，比砖家靠谱。总而言之，打篮球很适合男的，锻炼身体也行吖。
四、篮球好打不?
那看你打篮球的目的喽：如果是想娱乐、锻炼身体那么就很好学的篮球只要你想踏就能打好~不要因为自己不会就不敢和会的人一起打，你可以先找水平不是很好的人一起打慢慢的就会了~我刚开始就经常当陪角..《就是在别人打比赛缺人的时候实在没办法就叫我上了呵呵》不过我不怕要我上我就上当然会搞出不少的笑话...不过这样可以结识很多朋友这样以来可以和你一起打篮球的人就越来越多你也和他们越来越熟悉打起来就不那么怕他们笑话你了呵呵...如果你的目的是要打进CBA或者NBA的话那就要很难喽..
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