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阿拉丁神灯的三个愿望 你会许什么愿?

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阿拉丁神灯的三个愿望 你会许什么愿?

我的第一个愿望是再来一个阿拉丁神灯

阿拉丁神灯笑话英语翻译

part1

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese walk in the great desert, I went to see an Aladdin's lamp, rubbed it out one person's lamp drift, that person said: 'I am a Lamp I can meet each of you three wishes! '

Americans, the first cut in and said: 'My first wish is to be a lot of money.' Lamp said: 'This simple, to meet you! Talk about second wish it.' The Americans said: I would also like a lot of money ! 'Lamp satisfy his wishes, the Americans added his third wish:' I get to go home. 'Lamp said:' No problem. 'Then the Americans took a lot of money back to the United States .

Lamp asked the Japanese. Japanese said: 'I want beautiful!' Lamp gave him beautiful. The Japanese said: I would also like beauty! 'Lamp also met him and gave him the Japanese beauty .. finally said: 'Take me back to Japan.'

Lamp and asked the Japanese to send back the Chinese people want.

The Chinese say: 'to have a bottle Erguotou it.' Lamp to him. Asked what his second wish. Chinese people say: come back a bottle of Double pot! 'Lamp asked what his third wish.

The Chinese say: 'I quite like the Japanese and Americans, you come home they Dounong

PART 2

Japan and the United States extremely popular, but could do nothing, and all three had to go. Walked and saw a Aladdin's lamp, rubbed it's lamp has cropped one person, that person said: 'I'm just the Lamp of the disciples, not his magic strength, we can only meet each of you two wishes. 'Japanese and American combined together to let the Chinese people, said that as well, so that one will then get back by him.

So the Chinese said: 'Double pot, it would first take a bottle.' Lamp satisfy his wishes. Urge the Chinese, Japanese and the Americans quickly the second wish to speak up. Hurry after the Chinese finish Erguotou land on the Lamp said: 'Okay, okay, you go Ya.'

part3

Americans and Japanese, the Chinese angrily to follow the journey continues, then walked to see an Aladdin's lamp, rubbed it's lamp to another smell a person, that person said: 'I am the Lamp of the disciples apprentice, I can only meet each of you one wish! 'Americans quickly cut in and said:' I do not want to see that the Chinese people. 'Lamp said:' Yes. ', and then turned around and asked the Japanese : 'you? 'The Japanese quickly said:' I do not want to see that the Chinese people. 'Lamp said:' Yes. ', And then turned around and asked the Chinese people:' you? 'The Chinese say:' they say are not '

part4

Ever followed the Americans and Japanese teeth of the Chinese people, then walked to see a Aladdin's lamp, rubbed it's lamp to another smell a person, that person said: 'I am the Lamp of the apprentice the apprentice's apprentice, I can only meet the three of you one wish! 'Americans and the Japanese shouted in unison:' that the Chinese have not said what '. The man said: 'Yes', and thus be turned around and asked the Chinese people:' You want to say? 'The Chinese say:' Let them have it back to their countries, do not follow me suffer a '.

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